What trip to Thailand would be complete without observing an elephant up close and personal.

Oh-oh it’s turning! Looks like he’s trying to strike a conversation, say something.

Hi there.

Wait, I SWEAR I’m hearing something. Elephants trumpet don’t they? This sounds suspiciously like water, like sprinkling water.

HOLY CRAP!

RUN! But where???

Stay in front! NO! Won’t he get angry? And charge at us???

Move behind! NO! Elephant pee will surge to our sandals! Help, dilemma!

Ahhh, and I thought the torrent would never stop.

Hmm, if you look hard enough, you can see a satisfied smirk on his face.