Up Close and Personal with an Elephant
What trip to Thailand would be complete without observing an elephant up close and personal.
Oh-oh it’s turning! Looks like it’s trying to strike a conversation, say something.
Hi there.
Wait, I SWEAR I’m hearing something. Elephants trumpet don’t they? This sounds suspiciously like water, like sprinkling water.
Holy Crap!
Run! But where? Stay in front! Are we intruding? Do elephants have modesty?
Move behind it, there’ll be elephant pee surging to our sandals! Help, dilemma!
Ahh, I thought the torrent would never stop. If you look hard enough, you’ll see a satisfied smirk on its face.
